I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs
one time i picked up a penny and i hit my head on the door handle and i have a tiny scar from it and that was the third worst time i ever picked up a penny
the second worst time i ever picked up a penny was when one time i picked up a penny on the street and i almost got hit by a car
what’s the worst time you ever picked up a penny
i was in an airport and i hit a baby by accident
Kenickie was once given a lucky penny, put before he could grasp it, it feel to the floor and he was knocked unconscious by a car door, therefore making him incapable of racing against the Scorpions, now living a life in the shadow of Danny Zuko but unable to express his feelings because he did, afterall, defeat their rival gang and earn Sandy.s love back so. Yeah, your head doesn’t hurt that bad now. And let’s face it, that baby won’t remember shit.
I’m feeling pretty and skinny and I fucking love my sex bruises.
Check my name, no fucks to give
These cats have no fucking idea what is happening.
Oh my god.
Those poor cats and omg I can’t breathe at all.
this is 10% evil and 90% hilarious
i am in class softly laughing into my sleeve
What the fuck. I’m at work and I’m just shamelessly laughing… Actually it’s sounding like an evil cackle now that I think about it